bz doing nuthin'

yesturdey vurz er bz dey fore mey.

accepted ct's invitation to join her in her bio lecture. she's been telling be lots about how girls these days dress up for school, that i gotta see for myself, so see for myself i did. well not that i didn't know seen enuff already, but here's an open invitation to get off my lazy butt n go out for a half-day of fun...why not?

well ya ct u were right, my eyes were bz, wide open n scannin', yeah, but then if they were not, how are they gonna see? yeah u were rite ct, young pple nowzadaze but hey, u don't call them young pple for nuthin' rite?

i remember my daze in da campus, where the wardens hunted me down like a dog. the very well endowed half-chinese zarinah T, instead of lookin' out for me like the rest of my frens would've, was busy lookin' at how i eat, next thing i heard zarinah gasp with her eyes wide open and b4 i knew it, i was already flanked by wardens 'long tall' and 'short bald'.

of course, they couldn't make me remove my cap. we talked, calmly and softly, like men do. the result was a nice little appointment to see the vp.

well, to make the long short, we talked about tennis, balls, and ways to hit them balls. and of course, the small matter of having to have my locks of strength shorn.

what the heck, they'll grow, again.

digress i did.

so u c ct. girls, women, they flirt, all the time. men, we just oogle. it's our own little way of paying u ladies a little compliment.

oh i hear ya, i know. they know when the guys are watching. and i wasn't born yesterday u know, i know when they know, and girls they are not stoopid too, they know that i know when they know i know they know they are being watched and that i know that u know i know u know i was watching too.

our strength is also our weakness. blame their parents and and law of natural selection for girls getting prettier and men getting more beast like. but please, don't blame God or Charles Darwin. u should know better. u study bio now, don't u?

it means somethin', but little. it can mean alot, too. it means that God, after having created man first, realized the flaws, and, base on the very same blueprint, created a newer, prettier, and superior version, of man.

and that version is, YOU.